Only in Tanzania does the cow have the right of way on a highway.
Only in Zanzibar are stray cats allowed inside hotels and restaraunts.
Only in Zanzibar do the drug dealers come to find you.
Only in Tanzania can you bribe an anti-corruption officer.
Only in Zanzibar can you be identified by the color of the dirt on your shoes.
(*This actually happened: the immigration official guessed that I had come from Morogoro because my tennis shoes are stained red from the soil)
Only in Tanzania do people put garbage burn pits directly below low-hanging power lines.
Only in Kenya can vervet monkeys eat your breakfast cereal out of your bowl.
Only in Kenya is driving off-road in a stick-shift non-power-steering truck considered luxurious.
Only in Kenya can wake up with a rhinoceros outside your bedroom. (literally 3 feet outside)
Only Ugandans can admit that they keep all their appointments, but never the time.
